Adam (adamhawkins)

Race #231

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Official speed 79.58 wpm (71.17 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 16, 2018 2:45:33pm UTC
Race Finish February 16, 2018 2:46:44pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. stelren (86.46 wpm)
3. jowettchng (58.35 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 119.38
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!