paperboy ditty (wordracer888)

Race #230292

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Official speed 139.91 wpm (34.65 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 1, 2019 1:43:24am UTC
Race Finish April 1, 2019 1:43:58am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. wintercore (130.45 wpm)
3. keegant (115.96 wpm)
4. padsquad2010 (103.88 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 167.90
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...