View Pit Stop page for race #23 by coyphish — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 102.28 wpm (44.00 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | August 29, 2019 12:35:35am UTC |
| Race Finish | August 29, 2019 12:36:19am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. kayak1 (130.42 wpm) 3. zachattack973 (102.08 wpm) 5. akela123 (82.75 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 126.14 |
| Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |