View Pit Stop page for race #2297 by zagu — Ghost race
Official speed | 67.72 wpm (107.74 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | August 4, 2023 10:26:57pm UTC |
Race Finish | August 4, 2023 10:28:45pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (4 of 4) |
Opponents |
1. bigfinger420 (109.27 wpm) 2. 99ms (103.96 wpm) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 113.99 |
Text | #5390150 (Length: 608 characters) I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced. |