ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ (jacobb135)

Race #2289

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Official speed 86.93 wpm (56.46 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 30, 2022 1:47:28pm UTC
Race Finish July 30, 2022 1:48:25pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. aoaaceai (90.65 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 107.21
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.