Zander (alja5740)

Race #228

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Official speed 72.69 wpm (66.69 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 23, 2019 9:04:40pm UTC
Race Finish December 23, 2019 9:05:47pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. elliot_notts (93.34 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 87.23
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...