michael (dorfman27)

Race #2232

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Official speed 74.17 wpm (65.36 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 2, 2019 2:31:43pm UTC
Race Finish April 2, 2019 2:32:48pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. duke121 (71.18 wpm)
3. smitopot (64.45 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 89.00
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...