jjj (chickenbastard)

Race #223

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Official speed 95.36 wpm (51.47 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 10, 2019 11:40:12pm UTC
Race Finish June 10, 2019 11:41:04pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. foobird (100.59 wpm)
3. justiceex (84.94 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 117.61
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.