police (styrofoam)

Race #22273

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Official speed 107.78 wpm (55.56 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 15, 2018 4:04:22am UTC
Race Finish September 15, 2018 4:05:17am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. 1porthero (77.40 wpm)
3. waniku (55.61 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 167.06
Text #3811087 (Length: 499 characters)

Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.