ratbastard (mattbierwirth)

Race #22241

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Official speed 108.80 wpm (52.06 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 15, 2018 7:35:24pm UTC
Race Finish December 15, 2018 7:36:16pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. poem (108.01 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 163.20
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!