morty (morty_lh)

Race #221

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Official speed 50.80 wpm (72.76 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 1, 2021 9:35:32am UTC
Race Finish October 1, 2021 9:36:44am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Accuracy 93.0%
Points 44.03
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And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable channels, the internet blogs, and the Hollywood celebritocracy, out there spewing "facts" like so many locusts descending on America's crop of ripe, tender values. And as any farmer or biblical scholar will tell you, locusts are damn hard to get rid of.