I can't spell (jesusthecookie)

Race #220

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Official speed 87.56 wpm (55.37 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 10, 2019 12:33:16pm UTC
Race Finish May 10, 2019 12:34:11pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. hikchoi (77.83 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 105.07
Text #3641419 (Length: 404 characters)

Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...