Jordan (quackercraze)

Race #22

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Official speed 39.74 wpm (93.00 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 13, 2017 9:19:41am UTC
Race Finish November 13, 2017 9:21:14am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 34.44
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And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable channels, the internet blogs, and the Hollywood celebritocracy, out there spewing "facts" like so many locusts descending on America's crop of ripe, tender values. And as any farmer or biblical scholar will tell you, locusts are damn hard to get rid of.