View Pit Stop page for race #22 by depre — Ghost race
View profile for Chris (depre)
Official speed | 89.80 wpm (46.90 seconds elapsed during race) |
---|---|
Race Start | February 19, 2019 12:05:33am UTC |
Race Finish | February 19, 2019 12:06:20am UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 92.79 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |