Mason (bad_mason)

Race #22

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Official speed 87.51 wpm (55.40 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 17, 2020 7:04:58pm UTC
Race Finish July 17, 2020 7:05:53pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 105.01
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...