Lazy Dog (situation_abnormal)

Race #219

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Official speed 88.50 wpm (43.93 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 2, 2023 7:26:00pm UTC
Race Finish April 2, 2023 7:26:44pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 2. stervel (91.42 wpm)
4. onlyphams (80.77 wpm)
5. an3223 (80.02 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 89.97
Text #3620663 (Length: 324 characters)

When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.