ali (ethyl_ethanoate)

Race #216

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Official speed 81.38 wpm (59.57 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 1, 2020 7:26:52am UTC
Race Finish January 1, 2020 7:27:51am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. cypher_xd (118.35 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 97.65
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...