View Pit Stop page for race #2139 by straightupluck — Ghost race
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Official speed | 83.06 wpm (58.37 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | April 1, 2020 1:16:29am UTC |
Race Finish | April 1, 2020 1:17:28am UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 4) |
Opponents |
1. floofyaltaria (106.60 wpm) 2. noirrime (103.77 wpm) |
Accuracy | 95.0% |
Points | 99.67 |
Text | #3641419 (Length: 404 characters) Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay... |