s3yf (unclemeat)

Race #2138

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Official speed 77.18 wpm (60.95 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 7, 2023 2:08:55pm UTC
Race Finish January 7, 2023 2:09:55pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. binaypau (87.17 wpm)
3. kev090997 (66.98 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 90.04
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