Brandon (dvorak_scrub)

Race #2124

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Official speed 88.32 wpm (64.13 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 25, 2020 9:00:55pm UTC
Race Finish January 25, 2020 9:01:59pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. octophobia (100.04 wpm)
4. cinari (85.23 wpm)
5. leepictrollexd (79.34 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 132.48
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!