joe (lerler246)

Race #2122

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Official speed 68.27 wpm (65.91 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 29, 2019 3:59:04pm UTC
Race Finish July 29, 2019 4:00:10pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. joslucas (113.31 wpm)
2. drkammers (100.63 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 84.21
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.