Turdsplitter (chikenfiter)

Race #2108

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Official speed 105.62 wpm (36.02 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 13, 2016 4:06:29am UTC
Race Finish January 13, 2016 4:07:05am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 0.00
Text #166 (Length: 317 characters)

So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.