paperboy ditty (wordracer888)

Race #209169

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Official speed 114.82 wpm (36.68 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 4, 2018 5:26:50am UTC
Race Finish December 4, 2018 5:27:27am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. atthetop (129.98 wpm)
3. hippochampus (102.74 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 128.22
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Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!