View Pit Stop page for race #2073 by poundcayx — Ghost race
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Official speed | 95.33 wpm (44.18 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | December 2, 2016 10:15:03pm UTC |
Race Finish | December 2, 2016 10:15:47pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 4) |
Opponents |
1. thebrownfoxquicklyjumpsoverthe (109.07 wpm) 4. solid_raiden (90.53 wpm) |
Accuracy | 93.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |