View Pit Stop page for race #2056 by thispotatoguy — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 120.83 wpm (34.86 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | September 2, 2022 6:43:47pm UTC |
| Race Finish | September 2, 2022 6:44:22pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Opponents |
3. trans_rights (98.98 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 124.86 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |