View Pit Stop page for race #2040 by superrare — Ghost race
View profile for MR. HARDLY EVER (superrare)
Official speed | 87.05 wpm (48.39 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | October 6, 2017 9:33:12am UTC |
Race Finish | October 6, 2017 9:34:00am UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. altus (114.32 wpm) 5. icedgrave (75.46 wpm) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 89.95 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |