View Pit Stop page for race #2023 by sedlife — Ghost race
Official speed | 64.13 wpm (65.68 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | April 12, 2022 6:00:40pm UTC |
Race Finish | April 12, 2022 6:01:45pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 66.27 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |