Jewnited States of America (dvorak_king)

Race #20034

View Pit Stop page for race #20034 by dvorak_kingGhost race

View profile for Jewnited States of America (dvorak_king)

Official speed 97.37 wpm (48.31 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 18, 2023 9:02:32pm UTC
Race Finish January 18, 2023 9:03:20pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. delliu (75.91 wpm)
3. sheefcmcs (74.49 wpm)
4. oneguardsam (68.29 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 113.59
Text #198 (Length: 392 characters)

The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.