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Race #1947

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Official speed 95.21 wpm (50.92 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 11, 2019 3:17:15pm UTC
Race Finish July 11, 2019 3:18:06pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. sondv (81.55 wpm)
5. trashtofu (69.61 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 114.25
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...