The fastest kid alive (tupapi11)

Race #1929

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Official speed 79.92 wpm (56.31 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 3, 2019 10:24:09pm UTC
Race Finish August 3, 2019 10:25:06pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. darthvader7 (93.32 wpm)
3. mlam102931 (79.74 wpm)
5. trippy_truesdale (70.41 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 98.57
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.