Chris (chsanfor)

Race #1909

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Official speed 100.61 wpm (48.19 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 29, 2019 12:39:11am UTC
Race Finish March 29, 2019 12:39:59am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. spiritualadventurer1729 (140.68 wpm)
2. hulahoopfasttype (109.08 wpm)
4. athazagoraphobia (97.70 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 120.73
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...