L (ynajd)

Race #1901

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Official speed 73.98 wpm (66.34 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 11, 2016 11:01:53pm UTC
Race Finish January 11, 2016 11:03:00pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. sisyphus (76.08 wpm)
3. cervixpaunch (70.06 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 0.00
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.