View Pit Stop page for race #19 by godlyadonis — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 95.13 wpm (44.28 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | February 27, 2018 6:29:33pm UTC |
| Race Finish | February 27, 2018 6:30:17pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 3) |
| Opponents |
1. cohensz (106.48 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 96.0% |
| Points | 98.30 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |