shrike (wangster_)

Race #189

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Official speed 95.14 wpm (50.96 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 30, 2019 2:57:47am UTC
Race Finish August 30, 2019 2:58:38am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. tiredapple (84.08 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 114.17
Text #3640522 (Length: 404 characters)

Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...