View Pit Stop page for race #1883 by eggstreme — Ghost race
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Official speed | 95.45 wpm (44.13 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | July 21, 2017 12:04:36pm UTC |
Race Finish | July 21, 2017 12:05:20pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
Opponents |
2. brannonchua (84.42 wpm) 3. vixt (81.58 wpm) 4. andreavanderjagt (78.91 wpm) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |