Aaron (aaronalias)

Race #1881

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Official speed 45.61 wpm (107.61 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 5, 2015 3:34:07am UTC
Race Finish September 5, 2015 3:35:54am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Accuracy 89.0%
Points 0.00
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.