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Race #18778

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Official speed 159.08 wpm (42.62 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 7, 2020 2:12:43am UTC
Race Finish March 7, 2020 2:13:26am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 9)
Opponents 1. mako640 (161.80 wpm)
3. keegant (156.91 wpm)
4. jashenonquitting (149.69 wpm)
5. spondulix (130.58 wpm)
6. jlachney (125.15 wpm)
7. solarscopez (112.79 wpm)
8. richivinsky (111.32 wpm)
9. timjeffery44 (101.74 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 275.73
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I decided to run some experiments on the steel used to build the park's rides. I found that if you melted the steel down and combined it with chromium, stalagmite, and mercury phosphate, it created a kind of super helium. Shaggy and Scooby must have inhaled some helium gas from the Manticore's posterior relief hole. That's why their voices were so high. I figured if I could get the park to close, I could take all the steel, melt it down, and sell the super helium to the Australian zeppelin fleet. I'd have made a fortune and shown you up in the process, Velma.