🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍e (despot)

Race #18706

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Official speed 127.07 wpm (33.15 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 12, 2020 11:02:33pm UTC
Race Finish September 12, 2020 11:03:07pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 4. carrot_ (98.72 wpm)
5. cobbler (92.88 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 141.89
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Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!