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Race #1870

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Official speed 101.00 wpm (48.00 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 22, 2018 9:04:31pm UTC
Race Finish October 22, 2018 9:05:19pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. deport_them_all (99.41 wpm)
4. hyper_racer (77.14 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 121.21
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...