View Pit Stop page for race #18538 by veriston — Ghost race
Official speed | 157.48 wpm (46.33 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | May 22, 2023 2:21:57pm UTC |
Race Finish | May 22, 2023 2:22:43pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (1 of 1) |
Accuracy | 99.0% |
Points | 265.09 |
Text | #5390150 (Length: 608 characters) I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced. |