willy (willywongker69)

Race #1852

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Official speed 84.47 wpm (53.27 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 20, 2020 4:12:22pm UTC
Race Finish August 20, 2020 4:13:15pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. mercury80 (92.72 wpm)
2. zyxx (91.81 wpm)
5. tannason (66.27 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 104.17
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.