Michael (michael_22)

Race #183

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Official speed 92.57 wpm (52.37 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 3, 2018 11:41:15am UTC
Race Finish August 3, 2018 11:42:07am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. lordofthedance (121.50 wpm)
4. cherrycoke33 (86.36 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 111.09
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...