I once bought a jackass and a honeycomb (uglystone619)

Race #1824

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Official speed 81.33 wpm (50.61 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 3, 2024 3:36:16pm UTC
Race Finish February 3, 2024 3:37:07pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. dafz (75.76 wpm)
4. vchhabra33 (71.54 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 90.82
Text #522 (Length: 343 characters)

So, I'm tending bar there at Ecklund & Swedlin's last Tuesday and this little guy's drinking and he says, "So where can a guy find some action - I'm goin' crazy down there at the lake." And I says, "What kinda action?" and he says, "Woman action, what do I look like?" And I says, "Well, what do I look like? I don't arrange that kinda thing."