Jay (jaydhanani36)

Race #180

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Official speed 52.03 wpm (86.49 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 29, 2019 3:09:35pm UTC
Race Finish May 29, 2019 3:11:02pm UTC
Outcome No win (5 of 5)
Opponents 1. ajaybhadauriya (72.27 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 64.17
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.