Hayne (wafflemanluke)

Race #1771

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Official speed 107.86 wpm (45.06 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 23, 2019 6:48:34am UTC
Race Finish December 23, 2019 6:49:19am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. apazzolini (102.54 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 133.03
Text #3810814 (Length: 405 characters)

Mr. Chairperson, I'd like to report to the task force on a very esteem-enhancing experience I had recently - a past-life regression! With the help of a regression therapist, I was able to access one of my most fascinating lives - that of a goat herdess in first century Galilee! What was most astonishing about this former life was that my family then was made up entirely of people I know from this life!