View Pit Stop page for race #174 by xlily — Ghost race
| Official speed | 116.51 wpm (36.15 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | February 14, 2016 12:55:02am UTC |
| Race Finish | February 14, 2016 12:55:39am UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
| Opponents |
2. domesticturd (95.34 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 93.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |