BosslOL (midgetfap)

Race #174

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Official speed 91.07 wpm (51.65 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 26, 2013 5:15:18pm UTC
Race Finish January 26, 2013 5:16:09pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 3. jonas9 (78.91 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 0.00
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