Snail's Pace (hardtack)

Race #1711

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Official speed 77.25 wpm (67.57 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 17, 2018 4:00:18pm UTC
Race Finish October 17, 2018 4:01:25pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 2. slowdownsammy (83.84 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 110.72
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If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? Why is a boxing ring square? Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell? It's very confusing, isn't it? A slim chance and a fat chance are the same thing, really, but a wise man and a wise guy aren't the same at all, are they? When the stars are out, they are visible. When the lights are out, they are invisible. What's up?