nancy (wasteoftime)

Race #1703

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Official speed 83.23 wpm (58.97 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 28, 2016 9:19:17pm UTC
Race Finish January 28, 2016 9:20:16pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 5. typeracer_0 (57.64 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 0.00
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.