Nixon (nixon_the_cat)

Race #170

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Official speed 73.61 wpm (65.86 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 23, 2018 1:06:38am UTC
Race Finish December 23, 2018 1:07:43am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Opponents 2. spencertyper (59.01 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 88.34
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...